[ Music ]
>> Where is he?
>> I don't know.
Ray, come on,
you're going to miss your plane!
>> I'm coming!
[ grunting ]
>> What is he...
>> Ray, what are you doing
with that mattress?
>> I'm taking it on my trip.
>> They're not going to let you
take a mattress on a plane.
>> Yeah, you're right.
Maybe I shouldn't go.
>> See, I knew it.
>> Ray, you can't blow off
your cousin's wedding.
>> I know, but most marriages
don't work out.
I'll just go
to his next wedding.
>> Okay, okay, okay.
Just admit that you're afraid
to leave town
because you think me, Charlotte,
and Schwoz can't handle things
here without you.
>> Well, what if
there's an emergency?
>> Then I'll blow a bubble
and Kid Danger
will deal with it.
>> Well, what if you suddenly
get that disease, huh?
Numb tongue?
And you can't blow a bubble?
>> Numb tongue?
>> That's not a real disease.
[ elevator dings ]
People don't talk normally
one second and then
all of a sudden start going
Bluh-uhl-lawala-laluhlul.
>> Uh-oh.
Does she have numb tongue?
>> See?
>> Hey, shouldn't you be
on your way to the airport?
>> Yes.
>> Okay.
I need my suitcase.
Bork!
>> [ grunts ]
>> Hey, Bork, bring it over here. >> [ grunts ]
[ loud thud ]
>> Thanks, buddy. >> [ grunts ]
>> Okay, what is in here? >> Stuff I might need, like cotton swabs, shampoo,
non-cotton swabs.
You know what?
Let's talk about all
the different kinds of swabs.
>> Stalling.
>> Well, it's just--
>> It's only three days.
>> We can handle it.
>> Go.
>> Okay.
Right after one last
hula dance with Laylani.
>> [ all ] No.
>> Aah!
Okay, fine.
But you better not let
any bad guys get away
with crimes while I'm gone.
Teh.
Well, too heavy.
Better stay here.
>> No.
I'll get the anti-grav.
>> Anti-grav?
>> Yeah, it's a device
you attach
to really heavy things
to make them a lot lighter.
>> There.
>> Oh, man. It works. Hey, what--
What do these controls--
>> [ both] No, no, no.
>> Hey, now.
Oh, hold on.
I am aloft.
>> It all just kind of happened. >> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after school job.
>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime.
>> Feels good.
>> Call it.
>> Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
>> Ha!
>> Okay, ready?
>> Yep.
Trick Shot.
Take 57.
Go.
>> All right.
This ball is going to hit
the stove hood thingy,
ricochet off
of the refrigerator,
bounce onto the counter,
and drop right
into the fish bowl.
>> I doubt it.
>> Why doubt me?
>> Because you've missed
the last 56 times in a row.
>> Well, 57 is my lucky number.
>> Yeah, you said that
about 7, 14, 23--
>> I have lots of lucky numbers.
Here comes the magic.
>> I am not okay!
>> Oh, oh.
I did it.
I got it.
This is the greatest moment
of my life and...
you didn't get it
on video, did you?
>> No.
>> Aah!
>> Do you realize that Jana Tetrazini has way more subscribers
than I do?
>> Oh no.
>> Don't you mock
my social media pain.
>> Wait, are you talking
about that little girl
who posts those videos
about cold yoga?
>> See?
Even he knows
about her new videos.
>> Okay, what is cold yoga?
>> [ sighs ]
>> See, cold yoga is when--
>> I'm telling him.
[ sighs ]
It's when you do yoga in a room
that's only 39 degrees or lower.
>> That sounds terrible.
>> It is.
But for some reason everyone
loves Jana Tetrazini's
stupid cold yoga videos.
>> Hey, you want
more subscribers
than Jana Tetrazini?
>> You know I do.
>> Then why don't you
start making cold yoga videos?
>> So, your idea is for Piper
to just steal Jana's idea?
>> Shut up.
I love this.
It's perfect.
>> Right?
Because if you can't
beat somebody,
you just copy what they do
and pretend like
it was your idea.
>> I can do that.
>> And if you want, Henry and I
can help you make better
cold yoga videos.
[ watch beeping ]
>> Henry's not going to help
because Henry's
walking out of here.
>> Wait!
Can I use your camera?
>> Yeah, it's in my room.
Use whatever you want.
Just stay out
of my underwear drawer.
Hey, Char, what's up? >> There's a robbery going down at that eyeglass store
in midtown, Specs and the City.
>> Okay. I know where that is.
I'm on my way.
>> Hurry.
We got to prove to Ray
that we can handle things
while he's gone.
>> Henry, look.
It's me, Schwoz.
>> I got no time
for you, Schwoz.
>> Come on, man. Hurry it up. >> Look, why don't you
just steal my money
and then you can go get
your glasses made
wherever you want.
>> No.
This place has the best reviews
on Yarp,
so you're making my glasses.
>> [ clears throat ]
I don't think so, jerk.
>> Kid Danger.
Thank god
you and Captain Man are here.
>> Actually, Captain Man's
at his cousin's wedding
in Cleveland.
>> Captain Man ain't here?
>> No.
>> All right,
you just keep making my glasses
and those lenses
better be progressive.
>> Okay, okay.
>> Hey, man!
You love your mother?
>> Yeah.
>> Then freeze, mother lover!
>> No!
[ grunts ]
>> You should've freezed.
Hey!
Whoa!
Oh, what?
[ screaming ]
>> Well, sir, looks like I just saved your life. >> I'm here.
>> Captain Man!
>> Captain Man?
>> Just a moment.
There. You're safe now. >> Thank you, Captain Man.
Oh, I got to go tell my wife
what you did.
>> But--
What are you doing here?
>> Fighting crime.
>> No, you're just here
because you don't trust
me and Charlotte and Schwoz
to handle things
while you're away.
>> Well, you don't have
my experience.
>> And I don't have
your enormous ego.
>> That, too.
>> I've been doing this job
for over a year,
and I can handle things
for three stupid days
without you.
>> Oh, really?
Like you handled this crime?
>> Yes.
I completely handled this crime.
>> Yeah, I guess.
Okay.
Fine, I'll go.
>> Captain Man.
This is my wife, Nancy.
>> Oh, hi.
>> Out!
>> Hey, I'm back. Where are the-- Whoa.
It's freezing in here.
>> Yep.
Look at your parents' plant.
>> Whoa. This is perfect for cold yoga. >> I know.
>> So, where are the girls?
>> The girls? >> Yeah. You said you were going
to get six girls
to be in the video.
Jasper...
>> I tried.
But everyone was busy.
And one girl poked me
in my throat.
>> So we got nobody to be
in my cold yoga video?
[ doorbell rings ]
>> Hey.
>> Hi.
>> Them?
Weird, weirder,
and sister of weirder?
>> I'm not his sister.
>> She's my cousin.
>> Get it right.
>> I'll show you what's right.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Grr.
>> Is it cold
in your bathroom, too?
I have to pee,
but I'm afraid it will freeze.
>> I know everything about urine
and it doesn't freeze.
>> [ sighs ]
[ elevator dings ]
>> [ both ] Aah! [ loud party music ]
>> What is going on? >> I don't know! Come on!
[ laughing ]
>> Oh, Henry! Welcome to the party! Charlotte!
What's up, baby?
>> How could you have a party
here without Ray's permission?
>> Easy!
He's not here!
[ laughing ]
>> You know, we promised Ray we'd be responsible! >> Ah, what's going to happen?
>> Anything!
You never [ screams ]--
Henry!
>> Hey!
Hey, Bork!
Charlotte is not a toy!
Put her down!
>> [ grunts ]
Who just--
>> Aah!
>> Aah! Henry! [ screams ] Henry!
[ alert buzzing ]
[ laughing ] >> [ both ] Aah. >> This place looks disgusting.
>> Yeah.
So does Schwoz.
Hey, Schwoz.
Sleepy time is over.
Wake up.
>> [ mumbles ]
>> How late
did this party go on?
>> We broke up around 6:00 a.m.
Oh, look,
my sister Winnie fell asleep.
So peaceful.
So beautiful.
>> Uh-huh.
>> Yeah.
>> Now, listen.
You better clean all this...
Oh, man.
The crime light.
>> How long
has that been flashing?
>> Since 9:37 last night.
Dang ding it, Schwoz.
>> [ screams ]
>> Aah, you spooked my sister.
Winnie! Winnie!
Stop running! Stop running!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> What are you doing? >> Since no one answered the emergency call,
I'm checking to see
if someone left a message.
>> You have
one new emergency voicemail.
>> Hello? Captain Man?
This is Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
>> It's Carlos from Sushi Dushi.
>> I know.
I'm sitting right here.
>> There's a guy robbing us
right now.
He's locking us in the fridge
so he can steal
a huge tuna fish.
>> He's locking them all
in the fridge.
>> Still sitting here.
>> Get in the fridge.
>> Why, man?
>> Where's the tuna fish?
>> I don't know.
>> I know you got a tuna fish
in here.
>> We don't have a tuna fish.
>> Get in the fridge right now.
And give me your phone.
Give me your phone
and get in the fridge.
>> Captain Man,
Captain Man, save us.
>> What are you thinking?
>> The robber's voice
sounds so familiar.
>> I know.
>> Can you cross check it
against the national
voice database?
>> Sure.
>> Get in the fridge right now
and give me your phone.
Give me your phone
and then get in the fridge.
>> Ah. >> Okay. So the robber
is either Jeff or Miley.
>> I'm thinking it's Jeff.
>> Jeff.
The stupidest criminal
in Swellview.
>> Well, you better find him
and arrest him
or Ray's going to fire us all.
>> Then I guess
I'll chew some gum
and fight some scum.
>> [ screaming ] >> Aah. You did it again. Winnie!
Winnie, slow down!
Have some sugar cubes!
>> I'm Piper Hart.
This is Cold Yoga.
I'm your instructor.
Let's start with a simple
downward freezing dog.
[ grunting ]
Good.
Now we're going to do
a Penguin Pretzel.
Terrific.
This is the Happy Freezing
Baby Position.
Be sure to remember to exhale.
>> Exhale through what?
>> I don't care
what you exhale through!
Why didn't you use any of the good footage? >> That was the good footage.
I cut out all the bad parts,
like when Sidney started crying
and when Oliver vomited.
>> This is never going
to get me more subscribers
than Jana Tetrazini.
You failed me. >> Well, I don't think it's fair to say--
>> Say it.
>> Say what?
>> Say, "I failed you,
"and now I'm going to go home
"and sit by myself
"thinking about
how and why I failed you."
>> I failed you, and now I'm going to go home and sit by myself thinking about
how and why I failed you.
>> Door is that way.
>> Namaste.
>> Nama-go!
>> Dude, I told you, this tuna fish meat will cost you 700 bucks a pound.
[ cell phone ringing ]
Hang on.
Yeah, it's Jeff.
Of course I got the tuna.
Hey, someone's foot just came through my door.
>> Looks like you're going to need a door hole repair man, Jeff.
>> Ah, crud.
Hey, it's Kid Danger
and Captain Man.
Can you come bail me out
of jail later?
>> Ah, it's just me, Jeff.
Captain Man's out of town.
>> Oh.
Cool, so after you pick up
this tuna, you want to go see
a movie or something?
I heard that the sequel--
Dude.
>> The only movie you're going
to see is one in jail
on movie night.
If they even have that.
Now, stand up or get zapped.
>> I ought to slap that thing
out of your hand.
>> I'd like to see you
try to slap--
Okay, that really hurt my hand.
[ cell phone rings ]
>> Oh, that could be
my tuna buyer.
Give me my phone.
>> Oh, you want your phone?
This thing right here?
>> Are you playing
keep away from me?
>> Yes, I'm playing
keep away from you.
>> All right, that does it.
[ laughs ] Aah! [ grunts ]
[ wheezing ]
I hate you.
[ grunting ]
[ wheezing ]
>> You all right? Okay, hit the table twice if you're okay.
Okay, was that one or two?
>> Hey, Piper, want some cheese milk? >> Yeah, sure.
Aah!
>> Ah, why'd you scream? >> Because Jana Tetrazini lost more than half
of her subscribers.
>> Well, I don't know
what that means and now I have
to go change my pants.
>> Hello, Hart family.
>> I can't talk.
I've got cheese milk
on my pants.
>> Been there.
>> Hey, why are you here?
>> Here's a better question.
Why did Jana Tetrazini
lose half of her subscribers
in the past two days?
>> How do you know that?
>> Because I caused it
with a little video I posted.
Check this out.
Cold Yoga?
Cold Death.
These innocent kids
tried cold yoga
and their bodies
will never be the same.
Look at the pain.
>> Why?
>> The sorrow.
>> Grr.
The vomit.
All because someone...
someone evil told them that
cold yoga was a good idea.
That person?
Jana Tetrazini.
Click here to unsubscribe
from Jana Tetrazini's videos
or else this could be you.
>> [ crying ]
>> That's amazing. I... I don't even know what to say.
>> I think you should say,
"Jasper's awesome and now
"I'm going to sit here
"and think about how and why
Jasper's so awesome."
>> I don't want to say that.
>> Oh, then maybe
I'll just take my video down.
>> Wait.
Jasper's awesome.
And now I'm going to sit here
and think about how and why
Jasper is so awesome.
>> Namaste.
>> Well... I'm completely out of pants. >> Been there.
>> But I'm pretty sure Jeff meant to knock twice. Anyway, 30 minutes later
he was in jail
and the huge tuna fish
was back at Sushi Dushi.
>> Good.
You know, I'm proud of you guys.
>> Aw, thanks, Ray.
>> Thanks, man.
>> I'll bet those employees
at Sushi Dushi
must've been thrilled
when you finally let them
out of that fridge.
>> Oh. Yeah. Yeah. >> It was a magical moment.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, fantastic work, guys.
Now I'm going to head down
to the man cave and install
a mirror in my shower.
>> Okay.
>> You have fun.
>> I got to get those people
out of that fridge.
>> Hurry!
And if they're still alive,
bring back some sushi!
>> Will do!